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October 03, 2013, 11:38:14 PM
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কোনো এক পশ্চিমী দেশে এক ভদ্রমহিলার তিন- তিনটি অবিবাহিতা মেয়ে ।
অনেক দিন চেষ্টা করেও কিছু না হওয়ার পরে হঠাৎ করেই তিন মেয়ের খুব অল্প সময়ের মধ্যে বিয়ে ঠিক হয়ে গেলো ।
ভদ্রমহিলা মেয়েদের দাম্পত্যজীবন (?) নিয়ে চিন্তায় পড়ে গেলেন।তাই তিনি মেয়েদের বললেন যে প্রত্যেকে যেনো হানিমুন থেকে অল্প কথায় কিছু লিখে তাকে পোস্টকার্ড পাঠায় । যাতে তিনি বুঝতে পারেন যে মেয়েদের হানিমুন কেমন চলছে ।

বিয়ের দু’দিন পরে প্রথম মেয়ে হাওয়াই থেকে পোস্টকার্ড পাঠাল। তাতে শুধু লেখা – “Nescafe”!!!! প্রথমে বেশ অবাক হলেও, কিছুক্ষন বাদে তিনি কিচেনে গিয়ে Nescafe – এর জার বের করলেন। দেখলেন তার গায়ে লেখা – “Good till the last drop”….তিনি একটু লজ্জা পেলেও, মেয়ের খবরে আনন্দ পেলেন ।

বিয়ের এক হপ্তা পরে পরের মেয়েটি ভারমন্ট থেকে পোস্টকার্ড পাঠাল।তাতে লেখা – “Rothmans”!!!! এবার তিনি আর ঘাবড়ালেন না। একটা Rothmans এর প্যাকেট নিয়ে দেখলেন তাতে লেখা – “Extra Long. King Size”…. । আবার তিনি একটু লজ্জা পেলেও, আনন্দিত হলেন ।

সবচেয়ে ছোটো মেয়েটি গেছিল কেপ- টাউন। তার চিঠি কিছুতেই আসে না। এক মাসের শেষে তারচিঠি এল। তাতে খুব কাঁপা-কাঁপা হাতে লেখা – “South African Airways”!!!! ভদ্রমহিলা জলদি লেটেস্ট একটা ম্যাগাজিন বের করে South African Airways –এর এডটা দেখলেন। দেখামাত্র তিনি সেন্সলেস হয়ে পড়লেন। এডটার নিচে লেখা – “Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways”!!!!!!!

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Ek western country maa ek aurat aur uske 3 kumari betya rehti thi.. Bohot din se try kar raha thaa lekin kuch nahi ho raha tha.. achanak tino betyo ki shadi fix ho gayi..
Uss aurat unki betyoo ki married ko lekar pareshani ma padd gayi thi to usna unki betyoo ko kaha ki unlogo honeymoon ki baremaa unko khatt likhhe taki o samajh sake unlogoki honeymoon kasi chaal rahi ha ?

Shadi ki do din baad pehli beti ka khaat aya.. usme likkha thaa “Nescafe” pehla uss aurta to ghabra gayii thii lekin kuch der badd o kitchen maa gayii aur Nescafe kaa jaar paa likkha thaa -- “Good till the last drop” … yee paddkar o thora sharma gayee lekin beti khush yee sochkar o vi khush ho gayii ..

Shadi ka ek hafta baad uski dusre beti kaa khaat aya... aur usme likkha  thaa “Rothmans”!!!! iss baar o ghabraya nahi… ek Rothmans ka packet liya aur likkha thaa – “Extra Long. King Size” …… issbarvi o aurat sharma gayee lekin beti khush yee jannakr o vi khush ho gayee …

Uski choti beti ki shadi huee thii Cape-Town maa… ek mehna baad uski khaat aye aur oha likkha thaa – “South African Airways”!!!! o aurat jaldse ek latest magazine dhunda aur oha South African Airways kaa add dekha aur o senseless hoo gayiii….. uss add ka niche likkha thaa – “Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways”!!!!!!!

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